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Volume 50: BUSINESS AS USUAL

Volume 34: SLEEPY TIME

Volume 29: WEREWOLF PARTY!

BREAKING NEWS: Staring at the sun is good for your psyche

BREAKING NEWS: Astral projection scientifically proven to be not that hard after all

BREAKING NEWS: Light and dark have become one

BREAKING NEWS: Ghosts just want to hang out

BREAKING NEWS: Scully and Mulder spotted eating tacos in Reynoldstown

BREAKING NEWS: Trampolines declared Universe's Greatest Invention by alien council

BREAKING NEWS: Staring at the sun is good for your psyche BREAKING NEWS: Astral projection scientifically proven to be not that hard after all BREAKING NEWS: Light and dark have become one BREAKING NEWS: Ghosts just want to hang out BREAKING NEWS: Scully and Mulder spotted eating tacos in Reynoldstown BREAKING NEWS: Trampolines declared Universe's Greatest Invention by alien council