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THE OFFICIAL DELUXE
PROFESSIONAL GUIDE TO
STARING AT THE SUN

VOLUME 39:

STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED!

 UV REPORT  

Sometimes, some really weird shit happens.

Like, shit you don’t even think you can explain. Even to your friend Todd who shows up right after.

Like, you try but… Todd thinks you’re crazy! 

Which, you are. But this shit actually happened.

I think.

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If this is your first Guide to Staring at the Sun,
W E L C O M E!

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PLAYLIST: ALBUM OF THE WEEK!

LITTLE FILLS EP
 

A new EP came across my desk this week: the self-titled first work of a band out of New York called “Little Fills.”

What a total and complete jam!

Most of this DIY EP was tracked on a single marathon recording day in a studio in Bushwick. (Layering vocals and lead guitars took about two months.) The resulting sounds are a driving, energetic collision of apocalyptic rock. Frontman Alex Pomerantz and his crew groove in many styles: Indie fuzz-rock guitar sounds bop alongside ska-funk basslines, sharp drumming (little fills indeed!), and delightful synthesizer hooks.

Prepare to be surprised; Little Fills moves from synth-rock poetry a la The Cars to proper punk and metal to indie ballad delights. And they sound good on all of it. Pomerantz’s vocals and lyrics are like if Morrissey and Jack White had a love child and it was hot.

  Here’s to good jams!!! Check it out and groove on, earthlings!

 

STRANGE TV NEWS!

 

✿ All of American Gladiator Is on Youtube!
PSA: All of American Gladiator is now available for free on Youtube! This is one of the best things that’s happened, ever. If you’re new to one of the best competitions known to mankind, start here, in the first episode in 1989, during which Gladiator Nitro nearly gets his head knocked off!!!

✿ Watch This Cat Explore the World!
11/10, no notes.

Surf the Web More Literally than Ever
Regale yourself with a round-the-clock surf report; this live cam documents surfing conditions at Venice Beach and makes for some tubular background viewing.

UFO REPORT: CHORIZO SUN UNMASKED! 

“Scientist forced to apologize after ‘new picture of a star’ turns out to be a piece of chorizo” reads the headline. And indeed, renowned physicist Étienne Klein had to apologize after Tweeting a pic he claimed was a new photo of a star taken by the James Webb Space Telescope, but was in fact spicy sausage.

In what cruel world do we punish scientists who have a sense of humor? Do you know how rare this level of comedic brilliance is in astrophysics? Lighten up, nerds!!!

And finally, the close resemblance of chorizo to a star begs the question: any chance there’s a meat-filled star out there? Perhaps it releases its energy in the form of heartburn rays? Let’s get our top people on it!!!

Damn, getting hungry over here. Time for a taco or three!

Thanks for whetting the appetite, chorizo-star-hoax!!

 

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DID YOU KNOW???
TREES MAKE THE PLANET COOLER, LITERALLY




A wise woman recently pointed out to me that it always seems cooler when you’re near a tree.

Well of course, that’s the shade, I said.

No, not that, she said. Doesn’t it just seem like the tree itself is making things cooler?

I voiced some doubts.

But trees exchange carbon dioxide for oxygen, she said. Couldn’t it be the same with heat?

Well, I’ve never heard of such a thing, I told her.

BUT TURNS OUT IT’S TRUE, PEOPLE!!!

Per NASA, it’s not just trees but ALL PLANTS that can cool things around them:

“Plants also cool the landscape directly through the process known as transpiration. When the surrounding atmosphere heats up, plants will often release excess water into the air from their leaves. By releasing evaporated water, plants cool themselves and the surrounding environment.”

It’s a lot like sweating. And, when trees sweat all at the same time: “Over a forest canopy or a vast expanse of grassland, large amounts of transpiration can markedly increase water vapor in the atmosphere, causing more precipitation and cloud cover in an area. The additional cloud cover often reinforces the cooling by blocking sunlight.”

So let’s hear it for trees and plants. Our leafy brethren really do look out for us, don’t they? Yet another reason to show love to your friendly neighborhood tree non profit, eh?

Till next time, stay friends with trees and stay cool, y’all! 

TIL NEXT TIME FRIENDS
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